2008 Weekend Schedule

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WEEKEND THEME & ACTIVITIES
May
 
5/2-5/4

Opening Weekend Celebration

Welcome home! A weekend to get reacquainted with your fellow Woods campers and friends. Plus a Cinco de Mayo Blender Party!

Welcome Home Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Jim Kohler 
Singo de Mayo
Fri 10:00PM / Disco
Show your singing talent.  Karaoke is back!
Relaxing Massage
Sat - Sun / Clubhouse
Rid yourself of winter stress and aches!
Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 
Project RunGay: "Say Something" Hat Party
Sat 1:00PM
Design and don your favorite derby hat for the Kentucky Derby.
Cinco de Mayo Blender Party!
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
We'll supply your favorite mixes for margaritas, daqueris and pina coladas!  Bring a blender and the booze and we'll all party like our Mexican neighbors!
DJ: Jim Kohler 
Limbo Contest
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
 
5/9-5/11

Retro 80's Weekend

Relive the 80's poolside and in our disco. Enter yourself in our 80's game shows and break out your old prom dress!

Retro 80's Dance Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: CJ the DJ 
Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
The Dating Game!
Fri 11:00PM / Disco
Don't be shy!  We'll find the perfect partner for you!  Forget the chat rooms - this is how to hook up!  Sign up in the office.
Poolside Massage
Sat / Poolside
Feel the stress drip away!
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Body Language Game
Sat 1:00PM / Poolside
You and a partner work together - One person has to act out five words in sixty seconds for the other person to guess.  Our version will be as fun to watch as it is to play!  Sign up in the office.
Newlywed - Oldlyweb Game
Sat 3:00PM / Poolside
Besides how to press each other's button, how much do you know about each other?  Sign up in the office.
The Gaymazing Race
Sat 5:00PM / Patio
We'll send your team around the campground looking for strange items.  Trophies for the winning team!  A digital camera or camera phone is required.  Sign up in the office.
1985 Prom Dance
Sat 9:00PM / Clubhouse
Come as you were!  Jock, Nerd, Preppy, Goth, Band Geek, AV Club or as you wish you were: Prom Queen!  Couples photographs!
DJ: CJ the DJ 
Jeopardy!
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
It's your favorite TV Game with gay themed answers!  Sign up in the office.
 
5/16-5/18

Bears at The Woods I

Got that fuzzy thing going on? Like those who do? This is your weekend! Hibernation is over! Bears, cubs, chubs and admirers unite! Free food & beverages at the Meat and Grreet gathering! Lehigh Valley Gay Men's Chorus performance!

Pool is open!
Polar bears unite!
Bear Party!
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
Clubhouse Beary-oke!
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Burly men singing sweetly
Relaxing Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Bear Meat & Grrreet
Sat 2:00PM / Patio
* Weenie Roast
* Beer Bust
* Gaymes & $1.00 Jello shots (donation for the camp fund)
* 21 or older to drink
Dinner Buffet and LV Gay Men's Chorus Benefit
Sat 6:00PM / Patio Tent
Enjoy the sounds of the Lehigh Valley Gay Men's Chorus as you enjoy an all you can eat Italian Buffet!
All You Can Eat Italian Buffet 
Bear Party!
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
Bear Chest Contest
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 
 
5/23-5/26

Memorial Day Holiday Weekend

Our first long holiday weekend! You won't want to miss the annual cocktail dress block party and camp fund auction! Michael Sherer performs!

Pool is open!
Enjoy the newly renovated pool and expanded sun bathing area!
Dance Dance Dance Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Rebos 
Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Relaxing Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Memorial Day Uniform Patio Party
Sat 2:00PM / Patio
Bingorama
Sat 4:00PM
(benefits the July 4th Fund)
Sing A Long with Michael Sherer
Sat 6:30PM - 10:00PM / Patio Tent
Relive the sounds of the Rat Pack and many more great artists from the past!
An Evening of Entertainment Under the Tent 
Memorial Grove Gathering
Sat 7:00PM / Memorial Grove
Take time to remember the real reason for Memorial Day - to rememebr those who have passed.  The path to the Memorial Grove starts at the lower comfort station.  This area is still under development so please wear supportive shoes.
Red, White or Blue Dance Party
Sat 10:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
Pick your color (or all three) and YOU become the decorations!
DJ: Rebos 
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 
The 4th Annual "Orange Cock-Tail-Dress" Party
Sun 3:00PM / "Main Drag" (Sites 51-58)
The organizers of this event are requesting food or beverage products.  All would be appreciated!  Your admission price: Wear ORANGE!   Items are needed for the camp fund auction at 5PM.
Memorial Weekend Party
Sun 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Rebos 
Karao-Gay
Sun 10:00PM / Clubhouse
 
June
 
5/30-6/1

White Party Weekend

Light your site with white! The Woods will glow from the black lights of our Tighty Whitey and Black Leather Party. If it's tight and white - wear it! White Block party on Saturday! Best buns contest. AIDS fundraising weekend.

FACT Fundraising Weekend
(Fighting AIDS Continuously Together)
Black Light Dance Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: John Bear 
Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Poolside Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
White Block Party
Sat 1:00PM / "Lakeview Drive" (Sites 6-13)
Dress code: WHITE!
Black & White Party
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
Wear your sexy black leather or your tighty whities.
DJ: John Bear 
Full Moon Best Buns Contest
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
What a way to pick a date!
Relaxing Massage
Sun 9:00AM / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 
 
6/6-6/8

Country Western Weekend I

Howdy! Learn and dance the 2 step and some cool line dances! We'll mix in a few dance favorites to please all! Free camp admission for the ladies to attend the Lesbian Social event!

Country Western Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: CJ the DJ 
Country dance lessons!
Fri - Sat / Disco
Country Karao-gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Songs limited to the country genre.
Relaxing Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Yee Ha Game!
Sat 4:00PM
(benefits the July 4th fund)
Lesbian Open House & Social
Sat 6:00PM / Patio Tent
Calling all lesbians!  This is your chance to visit The Woods Campground to see what all the talk is about!  This is a gathering just for you to meet others who are interested in camping and also to sample what The Woods has to offer!  Free night pass camp admission!
Lesbian Social 
Liz Bradbury Book Signing
Sat 6:00PM / Patio Tent
Check out her new lesbian romance/mystery "Angel Food and Devil Dogs"
Angel Food and Devil Dogs 
Country Western Party
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: CJ the DJ 
Blindfolded Cowboy Obstacle Course
Sat 11:00PM
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 
 
6/13-6/15

Motorcycle - Leather I

Show your stuff in your hot leather garb! If you have a bike, bring it to camp and join the Woods Riders motorcycle run. Pavilion leather party.

Leather in The Woods Party
Fri 10:00PM / Pavilion
Show off your hot leather gear!
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Featuring Karaoke Roulette!
Relaxing Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
The Woods Riders Motorcycle Run
Sat 10:00AM - 1:00PM
Leather Cocktail Party
Sat 9:00PM / Pavilion
Join area leather clubs The Pennsmen and the Reading Railmen - your hosts for a cocktail party at the opening of the dungeon party.  The Woods thanks you for your contribution to our festivities!
Leather in The Woods Party
Sat 10:00PM / Pavilion
Leather/Rubber/Fetish-Ware Required
 
6/20-6/22

Summer Solstice Weekend

Celebrate the official beginning of Summer and the most daylight of any weekend! Beach party Jam! Clam bake and picnic! T-Dance! Body painting! Sexy tan line pageant! Lehigh Valley Takeover event!

DJ Dance Party!
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: John Bear 
Karaoke
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Get your song on!
Clam Bake Beach Party
Sat Noon / Patio Tent
The members of Takeover Lehigh Valley are taking over The Woods!
Clam Bake Takover Party 
Relaxing Massage
Sat / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
Project Run-Gay - Flip Flop Party
Sat 2:00PM / Patio Tent
Get out your glue guns, ribbon, sequins and overall "ooh la la!" Go from Flip to Hip!  From Floppy to Fabulous!  Free plain flip flops for all participants from the camp store.
T-Dance under the Tent
Sat 2:00PM - 4:00PM / Patio Tent
Featuring DJ John Bear
Gayass Bingo
Sat 3:00PM / Clubhouse Patio
Special guest caller: Sylvia Sylverburg!
Sexy Tan Line Padgeant
Sat 4:00PM / Patio Tent
Perm Camper Meeting
Sat 7:00PM / Pavilion
Bring a chair and your thoughts, concerns, suggestions and compliments! 
Attendance restricted to standard and field perms only.
Movie: JAWS
Sat 9:00PM / Pool
Watch from in the pool!
Summer Heat Dance Party
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: John Bear 
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
6/27-6/29

Hawaiian/ Tropical Party / Cocktail Tour

Party like our friends in the Islands! Be sure to dress the part! Have a favorite tropical beverage? Join the Cocktail Shooter block party. Woods Whitewater Rafting trip!

Tropical Dance Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
You have that floral shirt you bought on impulse while on vacation - finally a place to wear it!  Yes the one with the parrot on the back.  What were you thinking?
DJ: Brian K 
Poolside Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Cocktail Tour
Sat 2:00PM - 5:00PM / (Sites 21-26 & 30-35)
A Hawaiian Cocktail Tour at The Woods!  Become a mixologist and create a cocktail shooter to share with others.  Name your creation –- award for most votes.  No matter where you are in camp, bring your creations to this block party.  Ice and shooter tubes will be provided.  Non alcoholic varieties also encouraged.  Must be 21 to drink alcohol.  Wanted: Hula dancers and fire twirlers.
Woods Hawaiian Cruise Dance Social
Sat 10:00PM - Midnight / Disco
We'll tone down the music to include many couple slow dances.  Dress to impress!  Candle lit pool deck wine and cheese party.  BYO wine to share with others.
DJ: Brian K 
Project Run-Gay - Homemade Bikini Contest
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
Designers, gather 'round!  Your bikini can be made of anything but material!  Low thread count is not a deduction in this competition.  BYO model.  Make it work!
Margaritaville Dance Party
Sat Midnight - 2:00AM / Disco
The music pumps at Midnight so you can shake that ass!
DJ: Brian K 
Woods Outing: Whitewater Rafting!
Sun 10:30AM / Lehigh River
End your weekend with a river adventure!
Lehigh River Rafting Trip 1 
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
July
 
6/30-7/3

Vacation Week

Who says The Woods should only be enjoyed on the weekend? Take a few extra days off work and extend your stay. Better yet, stay the entire week! If we all choose the same week, then the party never ends!

Monday
Relaxing Massage
Mon - Thu / Gazebo
You're on vacation - treat yourself to an incredible massage!  Jase will be available each day.  Be sure to reserve your time and let the stress fade away!
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
Field Trip: Camel Beach Water Park
Mon 10:00AM
Leave camp at 10AM, arrive back approx 6PM.  (Admission is $19.95 per person) – Sign up for car pooling in advance at the office.
Tuesday
Field Trip: Mount Airy Casino
Tue 4:00PM
Leave camp at 4PM, arrive back approx 11:30PM
Sign up for car pooling in advance at the office.
Wednesday
Holiday Picnic and Deck Party
Wed 3:00PM / Site 48
Hotdogs, soda and beer provided.  Everyone is welcome!
Thursday
Movie: Mommie Dearest (Drinking Game)
Thu 8:30PM / Patio
Bring your favorite beverage to drink to OUR Drinking game rules!
Red, White, or Blue Dance Party
Thu 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Thu 10:00PM / Clubhouse
 
7/3-7/6

4th of July Holiday Weekend (Thr - Sun)

Celebrate your independence at The Woods! You can't miss our Saturday evening stage production and all our planned events! Bring your boots and cowboy hat for some down home two steppin' on Friday night!

Movie: Mommie Dearest (Drinking Game)
Thu 8:30PM / Patio
Bring your favorite beverage to drink to OUR Drinking game rules!
Red, White, or Blue Dance Party
Thu 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: John Bear 
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Thu 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Adult Toy Bingo
Fri 4:00PM
Win awesome "Adult" prizes! 
(benefits the local fire dept)
4th of July Golf Cart Parade
Fri 7:00PM
Show your spirit!  Decorate your cart and proudly participate in this event which will wind through camp!
Country Dancin' Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: John Bear 
Night Swim
Fri 9:00PM - Midnight / Pool
The pool area will be illuminated with torches for a nightime swim party!  Please - no glass bottles or cups.
Relaxing Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Perm Camper Annual Photo
Sat 6:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)
Preserve the memory of the 2008 season by appearing in the annual photo.  All standard and field perms are invited!
The 5th Annual July Fourth "Camp Show"
Sat 9:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)
Arrive early and bring your chairs.
DJ Dance Party
Sat 11:30PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: John Bear 
 * Note: For the safety of all guests and pets, personal fireworks are banned in the campground.
 
7/11-7/13

Bears at The Woods II

The hairy bears, cubs, chubs and their admirers are back! Grrrr! Have fun at the Meat and Grreet gathering! Evening candlelit swim! Dinner Theatre performance!

Bear Party!
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
Clubhouse Beary-oke!
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Burly men singing sweetly
Poolside Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Bear Speed Dating!
Sat Noon / Patio
Get to know a little about each other prior to the Meat & Grrreet!
Bear Meat & Grrreet
Sat 2:00PM - 5:00PM / Patio
* Weenie Roast
* Beer Bust
* Ice Luge! 
* Soda keg too
* 21 or older to drink
Ice Cream Sundae Social
Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio
Ice Cream Social 
Growl o Rama
Sat 4:00PM / Patio
Wet Bear Contest (underwear clad)
"My Big Fat Redneck Funeral" Dinner Theatre!
Sat 6:00PM / Patio Tent
Pride Fundraising Event.  Professional acting group will hold their Big Fat Redneck Funeral at The Woods.  Enjoy a delicious Italian dinner and laugh your ass off watching how the rednecks pay their respects!  Reservations required.  $35.00 per person.
Whiterose Productions 
Bear Party!
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
Night Swim
Sat 9:00PM - Midnight / Pool
The pool area will be illuminated by candles for our Bear nightime swim party!  Please - no glass bottles or containers!
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
7/18-7/20

Off-Season Holiday Weekend

No reason to miss these off-season events - we'll relive them all in one weekend! Bring lots of aspirin! Friday: St. Patrick's Day Green Party; Saturday Evening: Mardi Gras Block Party; Saturday Night: New Years Eve Celebration!

St.  Patrick’s Green Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Rebos 
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
The Irish Family Feud Game!
Fri 11:00PM / Disco
Poolside Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Croquet Game
Sat 3:00PM
Please join your fellow campers for a lovely game of croquet.  It is a fancy dress affair so you must be in costume to play.  We have 18 mallots so there is plenty of room for you and your "lady" friends.  Event sponsered by Urina, Kandy treat and Wendy Bob.  Please meet by 2:45PM at the field by the volleyball court.  Ta ta!
Mardi Gras Golf Cart Parade
Sat 6:30PM / Camp Office
The "Krewe du Woods" officially start our celebration with our own version of a Mardi Gras parade!  Participants should gather at the camp office.
Mardi Gras Block Party
Sat 7:00PM / "Bourbon Street" (Sites 38-50)
Free hurricane drinks while supplies last!  Bourbon Street lights up between sites 38 and 50.
New Year's Eve Countdown Party
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Rebos 
Ball Drop
Sat Midnight / Bonfire Area
Watch the New Year's Ball drop at midnight!  Happy 2008½!!  Only in a gay campground!!
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
7/25-7/27

Christmas in July Weekend

We know your home is the talk of your neighborhood in December. Show your talent and decorate your site for Christmas! Watch that mistletoe! Light Tour Party! "Hung by the Chimney with Care" – wet undies bulge competition! Woods Whitewater Rafting trip (at night!)

Office Christmas Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
No need to change after work!  We promise you won't get fired for making a move on your boss.
DJ: Jim Kohler 
Body Part Photocopy Art Exhibit
Bring your masterpiece to display.  Watch out for those hidden cameras!
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Relaxing Massage
Sat / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Christmas in July Lighting
Saturday at Dusk
Prizes for best displays in three categories... 
- Perm Sites
- Field Perm Sites
- Weekend Sites
The 4th Annual Leather Christmas Party
Sat 8:00PM / Sites 27, 28 & 29
We're expanding this event by holding a block party in the street!  Enjoy some liquid jolliness!  Ho Ho Homo! 
Jello shots, Pop shots, Penis & Vagina cookies, beer, cosmo fountain, soft drinks & more!  Proceeds benefit the Victory Garden fund.
Holiday Dance Party
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Jim Kohler 
Hung By The Chimney With Care
Sat 11:00PM / Patio Stage
Wet Bulge Contest
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
August
 
8/1-8/3

Summer Gaymes Weekend

Show your ability and teamwork in our Wacky Olympics competition and Homemade Raft Race on the lake! Prizes for the winning athletes! Show off your athletic physique at Friday's Tighty Whitey Party and Saturday's Toga Party!

Underwear Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
Get busy in your skivies!
DJ: Mad Adam 
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Poolside Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Wacky Olympics Team Competition
Sat 2:00PM / Center Field
Organize your team of three and enter in the office to win the Gold Cup! 
- Sea legs relay race
- Water Balloon Slingshot Launch
- Grapefruit shot putt
- Egg Toss
- 3 legged race
- Water Noodle Javelin Throw
- Gaytona 500 Race (aka The Undie 500)
- Tug of War
5th Annual Woods Homemade Raft Race
Sat 4:00PM / The Woods Lake
Who will win the trophy this year?
Raft Race 
Toga Party
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
8/8-8/10

Illumination Weekend

Use candles. Use lights. Use your creativity. There's no way to describe the beauty of The Woods campsites during Illumination. Don't miss GLOW the Naked Party!

Please be VERY careful with candle illumination!
Blacklight Dance Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Brian K 
Clubhouse Karao-gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Poolside Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Campground Illumination
Saturday at Dusk
Prizes for best displays for Perms, Field Perms and Weekenders! 
Disco & Bonfire Start at 10:30PM Saturday
GLOW - The Naked Party
Sat 8:00PM / Sites 45 & 56
You can play a role in this year's Illumination with Ilumi-NUDE-tion!  Blacklight neon body painting, naked twister and nude shadow dancing will make this an illumination like no other!
Illumination Project: Memorial Grove Candlelight Tour
Saturday evening, during Illumination.
Glow Stick Dance Party
Sat 11:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Brian K 
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
8/15-8/17

Motorcycle - Leather II

Show your stuff in your hot leather garb! If you have a bike, bring it to camp and join the Woods Riders motorcycle run. Pavilion bath house party. Jock strap party.

The Pavilion Bathhouse Party
Fri 10:00PM / Pavilion
Limited towels will be provided.  Please BYO towel.
Clubhouse Hours
Fri - Midnight / Clubhouse
Clubhouse will be open for billiards until midnight.
Poolside Massage
Sat / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
The Woods Riders Motorcycle Run
Sat 10:00AM
Jock Strap/Fetish Wear Deck Party
Sat 2:00PM - 5:00PM / Patio
with your host, Mr. Woods Leather 2007
Leather Cocktail Party
Sat 9:00PM / Pavilion
Please join your hosts: The Philadelphians Leather Club for this special event!
Leather in The Woods Party
Sat 9:00PM / Pavilion
Leather/Rubber/Fetish-Ware Required.  Please note that the dress cosde WILL be enforced!
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
8/22-8/24

Foam Party Weekend

Nothing like good clean party fun! For a party to be wet and wild, it's got to be foamy!

DJ Dance Party!
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
Skirt night!   It's National Wear a Skirt to Camp Day!  What you wear underneath is up to you!  Enjoy our new mirrored floor!
DJ: Rebos 
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Volleyball Tournament
Sat 10:00AM / Volleyball Court
Volleyball Tournament 
Drive Through Car Wash!
Sat Noon - 3:00PM / TBD
We're hosting a private drive through car wash where the cute attendees will not only be topless, but pantless as well!  You stay in your vehicle as they use everything they've got to make sure your car is squeeky clean!  Good clean naked fun!  Benefits Camp Fund Raising.  Wanted: Naked car wash attendees.
Free Syphilis Testing
Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Clubhouse Patio
Protect yourself and others.  Free confidential testing for anyone who is sexually active.
Free Syphilis Testing 
Foam Party
Sat 4:00PM - 5:30PM / Patio Tent
Who dropped the soap?  Our entire patio tent area will turn into an incredible foam T-Dance!  Bubblegum scented foam!
Wet T-Shirt CompeTITion!
Sat 5:00PM / Foam Party
Sorry, no dude racks allowed.  This one is for the ladies only!
Black Decadence Foam Party
Sat 10:00PM - 2:00AM / Pavilion
The foam party returns, but the lights go out!  DJ Rebos will be pumping the music into the foam and the dance floor moves outside under the patio tent!  We'll add lights and fog to enhance your experience!  This will be a party you won't forget!
DJ: Rebos 
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
September
 
8/29-9/1

Labor Day Holiday Weekend

Certainly NOT the last party weekend of the summer! One of our biggest weekends! Don't miss the Sunday evening stage production and other planned events. Adult Toy Bingo! Annual camp fund Chinese Auction. Woods Whitewater Rafting trip!

DJ Dance Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Camp Fund Chinese Auction*
Bidding in the patio tent until Sunday night.  Tickets may be bought at the registration desk. 
* Chinese Auction items wanted!  Proceeds benefit the Camp Fund.  Please bring items to the registration desk.  Bidding occurs in the patio tent.  Thank you!
Poolside Massage
Sat / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
HIV/AIDS Testing
Sat 10:00AM - 1:00PM
HIV Testing 
Woods Outing: Whitewater Rafting!
Sat 11:00AM
Add some adventure to your Labor Day Weekend! 
This is a dam release trip - the river water level will be higher and stronger!
Lehigh River Rafting Trip 3 
Dude Rack Contest
Sat Noon / Poolside
Do your pecs turn necks?  Bust out of that 2 sizes too small shirt and show us what you've got!
God Save the Queens Party
Sat 1:00PM / Patio
Diva/Princess Music, Queen Costumes
Adult Toy Bingo
Sat 4:00PM
Win awesome "Adult" prizes! 
(benefits the Camp Fund)
7 games for $20 - The event will last about 1.5 hours!
DJ Dance Party
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
La Brrr Day T-Shirt Contest
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
The Betty Ford Eye Opener PJ and Slipper Party
Sun 8:00AM / Pavilion
Coffee, morning cocktails, pastries.  Cartoons!
Eye Opener 
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Make your Own Ice Cream Social
Sun 1:00PM / Patio
What would the holiday weekend be without a good old fashioned ice cream sundae with all the toppings?  Cool off and enjoy with this Ms.  Woods Leather fund raising event for the Susan G.  Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.  $5.00 per sundae.  Also a 50/50 raffle for cash and prizes.
Susan G. Komen for the Cure 
The 5th Annual Labor Day Camp Show
Sun 9:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)
This is a special edition Anniversary Show!  Enjoy some of the best acts from past shows!  Come early and bring your chairs.
Chinese Auction Bid Winners
Sun 10:30PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)
DJ Dance Party
Sun 11:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
Relaxing Massage
Mon / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
9/5-9/7

70's Retro Disco Weekend
Drag Show & Pageant

We provide the disco ball - you bring the bell bottoms! Shake your booty 70's style! Disco Drag Show & Miss Woods Pageant on the camp stage! Wine & Cheese Party

Movie: Studio 54
Fri 8:00PM / Clubhouse Patio
Get yourself in character by recalling what Studio 54 was like in its prime! 
The film centers around Shane O'Shea (Ryan Phillippe), a young man from Jersey City, New Jersey who is hot enough to become a bartender at Studio 54.  While working at the club, Shane befriends Anita Randazzo (Salma Hayek), an aspiring singer, and her husband Greg (Breckin Meyer).  As Shane gets sucked into the hard-partying scene at Studio 54, and as his life spirals downward, so does Studio 54.
Studio 54 Disco Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
I'm sorry honey - you're not on the guest list!  Dress to impress or you won't get past our doorman!  A donation tip to FACT (Fightiong Aids Continuously Together) may sway him to let you cut the line!
DJ: Jim Kohler 
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
"Disco Divas"
Poolside Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Match Game 1978
Sat 12:30PM / Patio
Caligula Wine & Cheese Block Party
Sat 2:00PM / Naked Way, Sites 1-5
It's the "other" reason the 70's were so great!  We'll relive Imperial Rome ala Caligula style (minus the famine, torture, insanity and assasination of course).  Dress (or disrobe) to match the theme! 
Bring a bottle of wine to share with others.  The more in attendance, the more choices you'll have!
Caligula Party Costume Ideas 
70's Disco Diva Drag Show & Pageant
Sat 9:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)
Enter to win the title of Miss Woods 2008!  The theme of the event is Disco Diva!  Bring your music and 70's outfits and compete under the lights on The Woods Stage!  No experience is necessary - just have fun!!
Pimp and Ho Disco Dance Party
Sat 11:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
Pick your role & dress the part!
DJ: Jim Kohler 
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
9/12-9/14

Bears at The Woods III

The hairy bears, cubs, chubs and their admirers are back! It will be a Septembear to remember! Pig Roast at the Meat and Grreet gathering!

Bear Party!
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: John Bear 
Clubhouse Beary-oke!
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Burly men singing sweetly
Relaxing Massage
Sat / Clubhouse
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Perm Camper Meeting
Sat 1:00PM / Pavilion
Bring a chair and your thoughts, concerns, suggestions and compliments! 
Attendance restricted to standard and field perms only.
Bear Pig Roast (Lunch)
Sat 1:00PM / Patio Tent
Pig Roast 
Mid Afternoon Snack - Clams!
Sat 3:00PM / Patio Tent
Dozen clams - $5.00
Pig Roast 
Bear Meat & Greet
Sat 3:30PM / Patio
* Ice Luge! 
* Free beer & soda! 
* 21 or older to drink
Pig Roast (dinner)
Sat 5:00PM / Patio Tent
Mmmm - pig!  Woof!!
Pig Roast 
Bear Nut & Bolt event!
Sat 9:00PM / Patio
Get to know a little about each other! 
Tops grab a bolt - bottoms grab a nut (metal one).  Find your numbered match in the crowd!
Bear Party!
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: John Bear 
Bear Beard Contest
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
9/19-9/21

Country Western Weekend II

Howdy partner! Learn and dance the two-step and some cool line dances! We'll mix in a few dance favorites to please all! Flea Market & Plant Sale. Chili cook off!

Country Western Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: CJ the DJ 
Country Karao-gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Songs limited to the country genre.
Country dance lessons!
Fri - Sat / Disco
Flea Market and Plant Sale
Sat 9:00AM / Camp Sites
Got stuff you don't need anymore?  Bring it all to camp to sell to your fellow camping friends!  Time to thin out your perennials at home or on your site?  Dig them up and help others beautify their home or site!
Poolside Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Volleyball Tournament
Sat 10:00AM / Volleyball Court
Volleyball Tournament 
Free Syphilis Testing
Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Patio
Free Syphilis & HIV Testing and HIV test results for those who were tested back on Foam Party weekend.  Call for a private results meeting at camp.  570-752-5655. 
Drawing for free $100 gas card for all participants!
Free Syphilis Testing 
Chili Cook Off and Ranch Party
Sat 2:00PM / Patio
Got a hot recipe for your chili?  Put it to the test against others who think theirs is better!  Be sure to name your chili for the contest!  Judged event.
Country Western Party
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: CJ the DJ 
Cowboy Hogtie Contest
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
9/26-9/28

Motorcycle - Leather Weekend III
Mr. & Ms. Woods Leather Competition

Stay warm in your full leather garb! If you have a bike, bring it to camp and join the Woods Riders motorcycle "last chance" run. Heated pavilion leather party. Mr. & Ms. Woods Leather Competition.

Leather in The Woods Party
Fri 9:30PM / Pavilion
Show off your hot leather gear!
Meet the Contestants Cocktail Party
Fri 10:00PM / Pavilion
See who is competing in the Mr./Ms. Woods Leather Competition.
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Fri 11:00PM / Clubhouse
(featuring Karaoke Roulette)
Relaxing Massage
Sat / Poolside
Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 
Free HIV Testing
Sat 10:00AM / Clubhouse Patio
If you're sexually active - you should be tested.  Limited quantity - arrive early!
HIV Testing 
The Woods Riders Motorcycle Run
Sat 10:30AM
Mr./Ms.  Woods Leather Competition Rehearsal
Sat Noon / Patio Tent
All candidates please arrive promptly at noon.
Candidate Event: Mike Brooks
Sat 1:00PM - 3:00PM / Field Pole 2
A beer tasting and Mr.  Woods Leather meet and greet!   It is NOT a fundraiser, but IS a party to SHOWCASE the chairity that Mike will be raising funds for as Mr.  Woods Leather 2009 (even if not elected) and to meet and greet campers in attendance.  Mike will be serving 3 different beers from Hook & Ladder Brewing Co.  as well as light snacks.  He will also be announcing 2 smaller fund raising drives that he'll be organizing to address camp related issues.  Anyone wanting information beforehand can see these sites:
www.hookandladderbeer.com
www.hookandladderfoundation.org
www.crozer.org/CKHS/Left+Nav/Hospitals+and+Facilities/Crozer-Chester+Medical+Center/Burn+Care/
Candidate Event: German Gomez
Sat 4:00PM - 4:30PM / Site 53
Suck It For Charity! 
Description: Contestant Gomez and Crew will be doling out Blow Jobs (shots that is).   If you provide the body, German will provide the shot!  Donations will benifit the leather community at the woods.
Mr. & Ms. Leather Woods Competition
Sat 8:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)
BYO chairs
Mr. & Ms. Woods Leather Competition 
Leather in The Woods Party
Sat 9:30PM / Pavilion
Leather/Rubber/Fetish-Ware Required
Relaxing Massage
Sun / Gazebo
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
 
October
 
10/3-10/5

Family & Friends Weekend

Enjoy The Woods camping experience with your family members and friends! Minors allowed with parent or legal guardian. No public nudity please. A big turnout is expected! Join the fun!

Clubhouse Karaoke
Fri 8:00PM / Clubhouse
8PM-10PM : Mixed
10PM- : Adult Singing Only
Bonfire
Fri 9:00PM / Bonfire Area
Dance Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Brian K 
Scavenger Hunt
Sat 11:00AM
Meet on the patio
Frank & David's Arts-n-Crafts
Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse
Bingorama
Sat 4:00PM
(benefits the local vol.  fire dept)
Hey Ride
Sat 6:30PM
Bundle up, bring your favorite beverage and come along for a ride through the woods!
Movie: "Are We There Yet?"
Sat 8:00PM / Patio
Nothing is cooler than watching a movie on the big screen!  Bring your popcorn and beverages!
Smores Party
Sat 9:00PM / Bonfire Area
DJ Dance Party!
Sat 9:00PM / Disco
DJ: Brian K 
Family Feud
Sat 10:00PM / Disco
 
10/10-10/12

Bears at The Woods IV

It's a Fall Fur Fest! The trees are changing and the colors are incredible! A 4th Bears Weekend has been added due to popular demand!
It's a last chance gathering for Bears, Cubs, Chubs and Admirers!

Bear Party!
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
Clubhouse Beary-oke!
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Burly men singing sweetly
Relaxing Massage
Sat - Sun
Free Syphilis Testing
Sat Noon / Clubhouse Patio
Free syphilis testing and HIV test results for those who were tested back on Country II weekend. 
Free drawing for a $100 gas card for all participants!
Free Syphilis Testing 
Keg Toss
Sat Noon / Bonfire Area
It's just as it sounds - how far can you toss a beer keg?  We haven't decided whether we'll empty it first!  Not responsible if you lose a nut.
Lumberjack Plaid Party & Weenie Roast
Sat 3:00PM / Patio
Hang out with your fellow Bears - free beer if you're wearing plaid & suspenders! 
Note: free beer for everyone else too :)
RV Winterization Class
Sat 6:00PM / Clubhouse
Bear Bash!
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Mad Adam 
Bears vs.  Cubs Family Feud
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
 
10/17-10/19

Oktoberfest / Bier Garten Party & Slide Show / OktoberFeast Dinner!

The trees colors are at their peak! Celebrate another season of community with your camp family and friends! Home Brewers and Wine Maker Tastings. 2008 Camp Season slide show!

DJ Dance Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: John Bear 
Clubhouse Karao-Gay
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
High Point Foliage Hike
Sat 9:30AM
This will be quite a walk – about 2 miles with hill.  Proper footwear please.  All gravel road.  Meet at the office.
Perm Camper Meeting
Sat 1:00PM / Pavilion
Bring a chair and your thoughts, concerns, suggestions and compliments! 
Attendance restricted to standard and field perms only.
Halloween Activity Volunteer Meeting
Sat 1:30PM / Clubhouse Patio
A planning meeting for any and all volunteers for our Halloween activities on 10/25.  Please bring your ideas!
Relaxing Massage
Sat - Sun / Gazebo
Treat yourself to a wonderful massage!
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
Home Brew Tasting
Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse
Are you a home beer, cider or wine maker?  Sample your creations in the clubhouse!
Oktoberfest Bier Garten Party
Sat 2:00PM / Patio
The patio becomes The Woods Hofbräu Haus!
The Woods Cafe closes Sat.  at 5PM
OktoberFeast
Sat 5:00PM / Clubhouse
A Family Style Potluck Dinner at the clubhouse and patio.  Please email the camp to indicate your food item!  Please try to provide your own heat source (Sternos) since the electric will be limited.  Not a cook?  We're also looking for beverages as well as plates, napkins & utensils.
2008 Camp Memory Slideshow
Sat 7:30PM / Clubhouse
This year's slideshow will be a special 5th Anniversary Show!  You'll see scenes from our first 5 years of The Woods Campground!  Pack a cooler - this show is 1.5 hours long!
Skivies Dance Party!
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
This may be your last chance this season to strut your stuff in your skivies!  Don't worry about the chill - the fireplace in the clubhouse will be lit!
DJ: John Bear 
Project Run-Gay - Homemade Underwear Contest
Sat 11:00PM / Disco
Design your own leaf undies.  You may become the next designer for 2(x)ist!  Gather leaves, gather 'round and make it work!
 
10/24-10/26

Halloween Weekend

Our closing weekend is one of our best! Halloween costume party is a sight to see! Prizes for best costumes! Haunted hayride & psycho path. Pet costume runway competition.

Reverse Trick-or-Treat Night
Fri 8:00PM
Go around to your camping neighbors and bring candy or other treats to them!
Witch-Burning Bonfires
Fri 10:00PM - Sat 10:00PM / Bonfire Area
DJ Dance Party
Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
DJ: Rebos 
Clubhouse scary-oke
Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse
Halloween Activity Volunteer Meeting
Sat 10:30AM / Patio
If you'd like to volunteer to help with the Hey Ride or Psycho Path, please attend this meeting.  Whether you'd like to play a character or just jump out from behind a tree, we can use you!  Please bring black clothing to camp this weekend.
Relaxing Massage
Sat - Sun / Gazebo
Last chance to treat yourself to a relaxing massage!
Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 
Halloween Activities
Sat 7:00PM
- Add to the fun - wear your costume! 
- Not-So-Haunted Hey-rides
- Psycho Path Eerie Lakeside Walk – Depends undergarments provided at entrance. 

 
* If you'd like to play a character in our Saturday Halloween activities, please attend an organizational meeting at 10:30AM on the patio.  Let us know if you have a character in mind or just want to lend a hand.
Tarot Card Readings
Sat 7:00PM / Clubhouse
Find out what the future holds for you!  Tom Santomartino returns as your Tarot card reader.  Camp fund donation please.
Halloween Costume Party
Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco
Costume judging at 11PM
Prizes for Funniest, Most Original, Best Couple/Group and Best of Show!
DJ: Rebos