2008 Weekend Schedule

Opening Weekend Celebration

Welcome home! A weekend to get reacquainted with your fellow Woods campers and friends. Plus a Cinco de Mayo Blender Party!

Welcome Home Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Singo de Mayo

Fri 10:00PM / Disco

Show your singing talent.  Karaoke is back!

Relaxing Massage

Sat - Sun / Clubhouse

Rid yourself of winter stress and aches!

Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 

Project RunGay: "Say Something" Hat Party

Sat 1:00PM

Design and don your favorite derby hat for the Kentucky Derby.

Cinco de Mayo Blender Party!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

We'll supply your favorite mixes for margaritas, daqueris and pina coladas!  Bring a blender and the booze and we'll all party like our Mexican neighbors!

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Limbo Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

Retro 80's Weekend

Relive the 80's poolside and in our disco. Enter yourself in our 80's game shows and break out your old prom dress!

Retro 80's Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

The Dating Game!

Fri 11:00PM / Disco

Don't be shy!  We'll find the perfect partner for you!  Forget the chat rooms - this is how to hook up!  Sign up in the office.

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Feel the stress drip away!

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Body Language Game

Sat 1:00PM / Poolside

You and a partner work together - One person has to act out five words in sixty seconds for the other person to guess.  Our version will be as fun to watch as it is to play!  Sign up in the office.

Newlywed - Oldlyweb Game

Sat 3:00PM / Poolside

Besides how to press each other's button, how much do you know about each other?  Sign up in the office.

The Gaymazing Race

Sat 5:00PM / Patio

We'll send your team around the campground looking for strange items.  Trophies for the winning team!  A digital camera or camera phone is required.  Sign up in the office.

1985 Prom Dance

Sat 9:00PM / Clubhouse

Come as you were!  Jock, Nerd, Preppy, Goth, Band Geek, AV Club or as you wish you were: Prom Queen!  Couples photographs!

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Jeopardy!

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

It's your favorite TV Game with gay themed answers!  Sign up in the office.

Bears at The Woods I

Got that fuzzy thing going on? Like those who do? This is your weekend! Hibernation is over! Bears, cubs, chubs and admirers unite! Free food & beverages at the Meat and Grreet gathering! Lehigh Valley Gay Men's Chorus performance!

Pool is open!

Polar bears unite!

Bear Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

Clubhouse Beary-oke!

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Burly men singing sweetly

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Bear Meat & Grrreet

Sat 2:00PM / Patio

* Weenie Roast

* Beer Bust

* Gaymes & $1.00 Jello shots (donation for the camp fund)

* 21 or older to drink

Dinner Buffet and LV Gay Men's Chorus Benefit

Sat 6:00PM / Patio Tent

Enjoy the sounds of the Lehigh Valley Gay Men's Chorus as you enjoy an all you can eat Italian Buffet!

All You Can Eat Italian Buffet 

Bear Party!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

Bear Chest Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 

Memorial Day Holiday Weekend

Our first long holiday weekend! You won't want to miss the annual cocktail dress block party and camp fund auction! Michael Sherer performs!

Pool is open!

Enjoy the newly renovated pool and expanded sun bathing area!

Dance Dance Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Rebos 

Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Memorial Day Uniform Patio Party

Sat 2:00PM / Patio

Bingorama

Sat 4:00PM

(benefits the July 4th Fund)

Sing A Long with Michael Sherer

Sat 6:30PM - 10:00PM / Patio Tent

Relive the sounds of the Rat Pack and many more great artists from the past!

An Evening of Entertainment Under the Tent 

Memorial Grove Gathering

Sat 7:00PM / Memorial Grove

Take time to remember the real reason for Memorial Day - to rememebr those who have passed.  The path to the Memorial Grove starts at the lower comfort station.  This area is still under development so please wear supportive shoes.

Red, White or Blue Dance Party

Sat 10:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

Pick your color (or all three) and YOU become the decorations!

DJ: Rebos 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 

The 4th Annual "Orange Cock-Tail-Dress" Party

Sun 3:00PM / "Main Drag" (Sites 51-58)

The organizers of this event are requesting food or beverage products.  All would be appreciated!  Your admission price: Wear ORANGE!   Items are needed for the camp fund auction at 5PM.

Memorial Weekend Party

Sun 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Rebos 

Karao-Gay

Sun 10:00PM / Clubhouse

White Party Weekend

Light your site with white! The Woods will glow from the black lights of our Tighty Whitey and Black Leather Party. If it's tight and white - wear it! White Block party on Saturday! Best buns contest. AIDS fundraising weekend.

FACT Fundraising Weekend

(Fighting AIDS Continuously Together)

Black Light Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: John Bear 

Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

White Block Party

Sat 1:00PM / "Lakeview Drive" (Sites 6-13)

Dress code: WHITE!

Black & White Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

Wear your sexy black leather or your tighty whities.

DJ: John Bear 

Full Moon Best Buns Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

What a way to pick a date!

Relaxing Massage

Sun 9:00AM / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 

Country Western Weekend I

Howdy! Learn and dance the 2 step and some cool line dances! We'll mix in a few dance favorites to please all! Free camp admission for the ladies to attend the Lesbian Social event!

Country Western Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Country dance lessons!

Fri - Sat / Disco

Country Karao-gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Songs limited to the country genre.

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Yee Ha Game!

Sat 4:00PM

(benefits the July 4th fund)

Lesbian Open House & Social

Sat 6:00PM / Patio Tent

Calling all lesbians!  This is your chance to visit The Woods Campground to see what all the talk is about!  This is a gathering just for you to meet others who are interested in camping and also to sample what The Woods has to offer!  Free night pass camp admission!

Lesbian Social 

Liz Bradbury Book Signing

Sat 6:00PM / Patio Tent

Check out her new lesbian romance/mystery "Angel Food and Devil Dogs"

Angel Food and Devil Dogs 

Country Western Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Blindfolded Cowboy Obstacle Course

Sat 11:00PM

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Knead Me llc 

Motorcycle - Leather I

Show your stuff in your hot leather garb! If you have a bike, bring it to camp and join the Woods Riders motorcycle run. Pavilion leather party.

Leather in The Woods Party

Fri 10:00PM / Pavilion

Show off your hot leather gear!

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Featuring Karaoke Roulette!

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

The Woods Riders Motorcycle Run

Sat 10:00AM - 1:00PM

Leather Cocktail Party

Sat 9:00PM / Pavilion

Join area leather clubs The Pennsmen and the Reading Railmen - your hosts for a cocktail party at the opening of the dungeon party.  The Woods thanks you for your contribution to our festivities!

Leather in The Woods Party

Sat 10:00PM / Pavilion

Leather/Rubber/Fetish-Ware Required

Summer Solstice Weekend

Celebrate the official beginning of Summer and the most daylight of any weekend! Beach party Jam! Clam bake and picnic! T-Dance! Body painting! Sexy tan line pageant! Lehigh Valley Takeover event!

DJ Dance Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: John Bear 

Karaoke

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Get your song on!

Clam Bake Beach Party

Sat Noon / Patio Tent

The members of Takeover Lehigh Valley are taking over The Woods!

Clam Bake Takover Party 

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Project Run-Gay - Flip Flop Party

Sat 2:00PM / Patio Tent

Get out your glue guns, ribbon, sequins and overall "ooh la la!" Go from Flip to Hip!  From Floppy to Fabulous!  Free plain flip flops for all participants from the camp store.

T-Dance under the Tent

Sat 2:00PM - 4:00PM / Patio Tent

Featuring DJ John Bear

Gayass Bingo

Sat 3:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Special guest caller: Sylvia Sylverburg!

Sexy Tan Line Padgeant

Sat 4:00PM / Patio Tent

Perm Camper Meeting

Sat 7:00PM / Pavilion

Bring a chair and your thoughts, concerns, suggestions and compliments! 
Attendance restricted to standard and field perms only.

Movie: JAWS

Sat 9:00PM / Pool

Watch from in the pool!

Summer Heat Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: John Bear 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Hawaiian/ Tropical Party / Cocktail Tour

Party like our friends in the Islands! Be sure to dress the part! Have a favorite tropical beverage? Join the Cocktail Shooter block party. Woods Whitewater Rafting trip!

Tropical Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

You have that floral shirt you bought on impulse while on vacation - finally a place to wear it!  Yes the one with the parrot on the back.  What were you thinking?

DJ: Brian K 

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Cocktail Tour

Sat 2:00PM - 5:00PM / (Sites 21-26 & 30-35)

A Hawaiian Cocktail Tour at The Woods!  Become a mixologist and create a cocktail shooter to share with others.  Name your creation –- award for most votes.  No matter where you are in camp, bring your creations to this block party.  Ice and shooter tubes will be provided.  Non alcoholic varieties also encouraged.  Must be 21 to drink alcohol.  Wanted: Hula dancers and fire twirlers.

Woods Hawaiian Cruise Dance Social

Sat 10:00PM - Midnight / Disco

We'll tone down the music to include many couple slow dances.  Dress to impress!  Candle lit pool deck wine and cheese party.  BYO wine to share with others.

DJ: Brian K 

Project Run-Gay - Homemade Bikini Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

Designers, gather 'round!  Your bikini can be made of anything but material!  Low thread count is not a deduction in this competition.  BYO model.  Make it work!

Margaritaville Dance Party

Sat Midnight - 2:00AM / Disco

The music pumps at Midnight so you can shake that ass!

DJ: Brian K 

Woods Outing: Whitewater Rafting!

Sun 10:30AM / Lehigh River

End your weekend with a river adventure!

Lehigh River Rafting Trip 1 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Vacation Week

Who says The Woods should only be enjoyed on the weekend? Take a few extra days off work and extend your stay. Better yet, stay the entire week! If we all choose the same week, then the party never ends!

Monday

Relaxing Massage

Mon - Thu / Gazebo

You're on vacation - treat yourself to an incredible massage!  Jase will be available each day.  Be sure to reserve your time and let the stress fade away!

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Field Trip: Camel Beach Water Park

Mon 10:00AM

Leave camp at 10AM, arrive back approx 6PM.  (Admission is $19.95 per person) – Sign up for car pooling in advance at the office.

Tuesday

Field Trip: Mount Airy Casino

Tue 4:00PM

Leave camp at 4PM, arrive back approx 11:30PM. 
Sign up for car pooling in advance at the office.

Wednesday

Holiday Picnic and Deck Party

Wed 3:00PM / Site 48

Hotdogs, soda and beer provided.  Everyone is welcome!

Thursday

Movie: Mommie Dearest (Drinking Game)

Thu 8:30PM / Patio

Bring your favorite beverage to drink to OUR Drinking game rules!

Red, White, or Blue Dance Party

Thu 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Thu 10:00PM / Clubhouse

4th of July Holiday Weekend (Thr - Sun)

Celebrate your independence at The Woods! You can't miss our Saturday evening stage production and all our planned events! Bring your boots and cowboy hat for some down home two steppin' on Friday night!

Movie: Mommie Dearest (Drinking Game)

Thu 8:30PM / Patio

Bring your favorite beverage to drink to OUR Drinking game rules!

Red, White, or Blue Dance Party

Thu 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: John Bear 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Thu 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Adult Toy Bingo

Fri 4:00PM

Win awesome "Adult" prizes! 
(benefits the local fire dept)

4th of July Golf Cart Parade

Fri 7:00PM

Show your spirit!  Decorate your cart and proudly participate in this event which will wind through camp!

Country Dancin' Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: John Bear 

Night Swim

Fri 9:00PM - Midnight / Pool

The pool area will be illuminated with torches for a nightime swim party!  Please - no glass bottles or cups.

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Perm Camper Annual Photo

Sat 6:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

Preserve the memory of the 2008 season by appearing in the annual photo.  All standard and field perms are invited!

The 5th Annual July Fourth "Camp Show"

Sat 9:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

Arrive early and bring your chairs.

DJ Dance Party

Sat 11:30PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: John Bear 

 * Note: For the safety of all guests and pets, personal fireworks are banned in the campground.

Bears at The Woods II

The hairy bears, cubs, chubs and their admirers are back! Grrrr! Have fun at the Meat and Grreet gathering! Evening candlelit swim! Dinner Theatre performance!

Bear Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

Clubhouse Beary-oke!

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Burly men singing sweetly

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Bear Speed Dating!

Sat Noon / Patio

Get to know a little about each other prior to the Meat & Grrreet!

Bear Meat & Grrreet

Sat 2:00PM - 5:00PM / Patio

* Weenie Roast

* Beer Bust

* Ice Luge! 

* Soda keg too

* 21 or older to drink

Ice Cream Sundae Social

Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Ice Cream Social 

Growl o Rama

Sat 4:00PM / Patio

Wet Bear Contest (underwear clad)

"My Big Fat Redneck Funeral" Dinner Theatre!

Sat 6:00PM / Patio Tent

Pride Fundraising Event.  Professional acting group will hold their Big Fat Redneck Funeral at The Woods.  Enjoy a delicious Italian dinner and laugh your ass off watching how the rednecks pay their respects!  Reservations required.  $35.00 per person.

Whiterose Productions 

Bear Party!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

Night Swim

Sat 9:00PM - Midnight / Pool

The pool area will be illuminated by candles for our Bear nightime swim party!  Please - no glass bottles or containers!

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Off-Season Holiday Weekend

No reason to miss these off-season events - we'll relive them all in one weekend! Bring lots of aspirin! Friday: St. Patrick's Day Green Party; Saturday Evening: Mardi Gras Block Party; Saturday Night: New Years Eve Celebration!

St.  Patrick’s Green Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Rebos 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

The Irish Family Feud Game!

Fri 11:00PM / Disco

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Croquet Game

Sat 3:00PM

Please join your fellow campers for a lovely game of croquet.  It is a fancy dress affair so you must be in costume to play.  We have 18 mallots so there is plenty of room for you and your "lady" friends.  Event sponsered by Urina, Kandy treat and Wendy Bob.  Please meet by 2:45PM at the field by the volleyball court.  Ta ta!

Mardi Gras Golf Cart Parade

Sat 6:30PM / Camp Office

The "Krewe du Woods" officially start our celebration with our own version of a Mardi Gras parade!  Participants should gather at the camp office.

Mardi Gras Block Party

Sat 7:00PM / "Bourbon Street" (Sites 38-50)

Free hurricane drinks while supplies last!  Bourbon Street lights up between sites 38 and 50.

New Year's Eve Countdown Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Rebos 

Ball Drop

Sat Midnight / Bonfire Area

Watch the New Year's Ball drop at midnight!  Happy 2008½!!  Only in a gay campground!!

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Christmas in July Weekend

We know your home is the talk of your neighborhood in December. Show your talent and decorate your site for Christmas! Watch that mistletoe! Light Tour Party! "Hung by the Chimney with Care" – wet undies bulge competition! Woods Whitewater Rafting trip (at night!)

Office Christmas Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

No need to change after work!  We promise you won't get fired for making a move on your boss.

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Body Part Photocopy Art Exhibit

Bring your masterpiece to display.  Watch out for those hidden cameras!

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Christmas in July Lighting

Saturday at Dusk
Prizes for best displays in three categories... 
- Perm Sites
- Field Perm Sites
- Weekend Sites

The 4th Annual Leather Christmas Party

Sat 8:00PM / Sites 27, 28 & 29

We're expanding this event by holding a block party in the street!  Enjoy some liquid jolliness!  Ho Ho Homo! 
Jello shots, Pop shots, Penis & Vagina cookies, beer, cosmo fountain, soft drinks & more!  Proceeds benefit the Victory Garden fund.

Holiday Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Hung By The Chimney With Care

Sat 11:00PM / Patio Stage

Wet Bulge Contest

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Summer Gaymes Weekend

Show your ability and teamwork in our Wacky Olympics competition and Homemade Raft Race on the lake! Prizes for the winning athletes! Show off your athletic physique at Friday's Tighty Whitey Party and Saturday's Toga Party!

Underwear Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

Get busy in your skivies!

DJ: Mad Adam 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Wacky Olympics Team Competition

Sat 2:00PM / Center Field

Organize your team of three and enter in the office to win the Gold Cup! 

- Sea legs relay race

- Water Balloon Slingshot Launch

- Grapefruit shot putt

- Egg Toss

- 3 legged race

- Water Noodle Javelin Throw

- Gaytona 500 Race (aka The Undie 500)

- Tug of War

5th Annual Woods Homemade Raft Race

Sat 4:00PM / The Woods Lake

Who will win the trophy this year?

Raft Race 

Toga Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Illumination Weekend

Use candles. Use lights. Use your creativity. There's no way to describe the beauty of The Woods campsites during Illumination. Don't miss GLOW the Naked Party!

Please be VERY careful with candle illumination!

Blacklight Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Brian K 

Clubhouse Karao-gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Campground Illumination

Saturday at Dusk
Prizes for best displays for Perms, Field Perms and Weekenders! 
Disco & Bonfire Start at 10:30PM Saturday

GLOW - The Naked Party

Sat 8:00PM / Sites 45 & 56

You can play a role in this year's Illumination with Ilumi-NUDE-tion!  Blacklight neon body painting, naked twister and nude shadow dancing will make this an illumination like no other!

Illumination Project: Memorial Grove Candlelight Tour

Saturday evening, during Illumination.

Glow Stick Dance Party

Sat 11:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Brian K 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Motorcycle - Leather II

Show your stuff in your hot leather garb! If you have a bike, bring it to camp and join the Woods Riders motorcycle run. Pavilion bath house party. Jock strap party.

The Pavilion Bathhouse Party

Fri 10:00PM / Pavilion

Limited towels will be provided.  Please BYO towel.

Clubhouse Hours

Fri - Midnight / Clubhouse

Clubhouse will be open for billiards until midnight.

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

The Woods Riders Motorcycle Run

Sat 10:00AM

Jock Strap/Fetish Wear Deck Party

Sat 2:00PM - 5:00PM / Patio

with your host, Mr. Woods Leather 2007

Leather Cocktail Party

Sat 9:00PM / Pavilion

Please join your hosts: The Philadelphians Leather Club for this special event!

Leather in The Woods Party

Sat 9:00PM / Pavilion

Leather/Rubber/Fetish-Ware Required.  Please note that the dress cosde WILL be enforced!

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Foam Party Weekend

Nothing like good clean party fun! For a party to be wet and wild, it's got to be foamy!

DJ Dance Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

Skirt night!   It's National Wear a Skirt to Camp Day!  What you wear underneath is up to you!  Enjoy our new mirrored floor!

DJ: Rebos 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Volleyball Tournament

Sat 10:00AM / Volleyball Court

Volleyball Tournament 

Drive Through Car Wash!

Sat Noon - 3:00PM / TBD

We're hosting a private drive through car wash where the cute attendees will not only be topless, but pantless as well!  You stay in your vehicle as they use everything they've got to make sure your car is squeeky clean!  Good clean naked fun!  Benefits Camp Fund Raising.  Wanted: Naked car wash attendees.

Free Syphilis Testing

Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Protect yourself and others.  Free confidential testing for anyone who is sexually active.

Free Syphilis Testing 

Foam Party

Sat 4:00PM - 5:30PM / Patio Tent

Who dropped the soap?  Our entire patio tent area will turn into an incredible foam T-Dance!  Bubblegum scented foam!

Wet T-Shirt CompeTITion!

Sat 5:00PM / Foam Party

Sorry, no dude racks allowed.  This one is for the ladies only!

Black Decadence Foam Party

Sat 10:00PM - 2:00AM / Pavilion

The foam party returns, but the lights go out!  DJ Rebos will be pumping the music into the foam and the dance floor moves outside under the patio tent!  We'll add lights and fog to enhance your experience!  This will be a party you won't forget!

DJ: Rebos 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Labor Day Holiday Weekend

Certainly NOT the last party weekend of the summer! One of our biggest weekends! Don't miss the Sunday evening stage production and other planned events. Adult Toy Bingo! Annual camp fund Chinese Auction. Woods Whitewater Rafting trip!

DJ Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Camp Fund Chinese Auction*

Bidding in the patio tent until Sunday night.  Tickets may be bought at the registration desk. 

* Chinese Auction items wanted!  Proceeds benefit the Camp Fund.  Please bring items to the registration desk.  Bidding occurs in the patio tent.  Thank you!

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

HIV/AIDS Testing

Sat 10:00AM - 1:00PM

HIV Testing 

Woods Outing: Whitewater Rafting!

Sat 11:00AM

Add some adventure to your Labor Day Weekend! 
This is a dam release trip - the river water level will be higher and stronger!

Lehigh River Rafting Trip 3 

Dude Rack Contest

Sat Noon / Poolside

Do your pecs turn necks?  Bust out of that 2 sizes too small shirt and show us what you've got!

God Save the Queens Party

Sat 1:00PM / Patio

Diva/Princess Music, Queen Costumes

Adult Toy Bingo

Sat 4:00PM

Win awesome "Adult" prizes! 
(benefits the Camp Fund)

7 games for $20 - The event will last about 1.5 hours!

DJ Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

La Brrr Day T-Shirt Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

The Betty Ford Eye Opener PJ and Slipper Party

Sun 8:00AM / Pavilion

Coffee, morning cocktails, pastries.  Cartoons!

Eye Opener 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Make your Own Ice Cream Social

Sun 1:00PM / Patio

What would the holiday weekend be without a good old fashioned ice cream sundae with all the toppings?  Cool off and enjoy with this Ms.  Woods Leather fund raising event for the Susan G.  Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.  $5.00 per sundae.  Also a 50/50 raffle for cash and prizes.

Susan G. Komen for the Cure 

The 5th Annual Labor Day Camp Show

Sun 9:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

This is a special edition Anniversary Show!  Enjoy some of the best acts from past shows!  Come early and bring your chairs.

Chinese Auction Bid Winners

Sun 10:30PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

DJ Dance Party

Sun 11:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

Relaxing Massage

Mon / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

70's Retro Disco Weekend
Drag Show & Pageant

We provide the disco ball - you bring the bell bottoms! Shake your booty 70's style! Disco Drag Show & Miss Woods Pageant on the camp stage! Wine & Cheese Party

Movie: Studio 54

Fri 8:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Get yourself in character by recalling what Studio 54 was like in its prime! 
The film centers around Shane O'Shea (Ryan Phillippe), a young man from Jersey City, New Jersey who is hot enough to become a bartender at Studio 54.  While working at the club, Shane befriends Anita Randazzo (Salma Hayek), an aspiring singer, and her husband Greg (Breckin Meyer).  As Shane gets sucked into the hard-partying scene at Studio 54, and as his life spirals downward, so does Studio 54.

Studio 54 Disco Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

I'm sorry honey - you're not on the guest list!  Dress to impress or you won't get past our doorman!  A donation tip to FACT (Fightiong Aids Continuously Together) may sway him to let you cut the line!

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

"Disco Divas"

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Match Game 1978

Sat 12:30PM / Patio

Caligula Wine & Cheese Block Party

Sat 2:00PM / Naked Way, Sites 1-5

It's the "other" reason the 70's were so great!  We'll relive Imperial Rome ala Caligula style (minus the famine, torture, insanity and assasination of course).  Dress (or disrobe) to match the theme! 

Bring a bottle of wine to share with others.  The more in attendance, the more choices you'll have!

Caligula Party Costume Ideas 

70's Disco Diva Drag Show & Pageant

Sat 9:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

Enter to win the title of Miss Woods 2008!  The theme of the event is Disco Diva!  Bring your music and 70's outfits and compete under the lights on The Woods Stage!  No experience is necessary - just have fun!!

Pimp and Ho Disco Dance Party

Sat 11:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

Pick your role & dress the part!

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Bears at The Woods III

The hairy bears, cubs, chubs and their admirers are back! It will be a Septembear to remember! Pig Roast at the Meat and Grreet gathering!

Bear Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: John Bear 

Clubhouse Beary-oke!

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Burly men singing sweetly

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Clubhouse

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Perm Camper Meeting

Sat 1:00PM / Pavilion

Bring a chair and your thoughts, concerns, suggestions and compliments! 
Attendance restricted to standard and field perms only.

Bear Pig Roast (Lunch)

Sat 1:00PM / Patio Tent

Pig Roast 

Mid Afternoon Snack - Clams!

Sat 3:00PM / Patio Tent

Dozen clams - $5.00

Pig Roast 

Bear Meat & Greet

Sat 3:30PM / Patio

* Ice Luge! 

* Free beer & soda! 

* 21 or older to drink

Pig Roast (dinner)

Sat 5:00PM / Patio Tent

Mmmm - pig!  Woof!!

Pig Roast 

Bear Nut & Bolt event!

Sat 9:00PM / Patio

Get to know a little about each other! 
Tops grab a bolt - bottoms grab a nut (metal one).  Find your numbered match in the crowd!

Bear Party!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: John Bear 

Bear Beard Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Country Western Weekend II

Howdy partner! Learn and dance the two-step and some cool line dances! We'll mix in a few dance favorites to please all! Flea Market & Plant Sale. Chili cook off!

Country Western Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Country Karao-gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Songs limited to the country genre.

Country dance lessons!

Fri - Sat / Disco

Flea Market and Plant Sale

Sat 9:00AM / Camp Sites

Got stuff you don't need anymore?  Bring it all to camp to sell to your fellow camping friends!  Time to thin out your perennials at home or on your site?  Dig them up and help others beautify their home or site!

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Volleyball Tournament

Sat 10:00AM / Volleyball Court

Volleyball Tournament 

Free Syphilis Testing

Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Patio

Free Syphilis & HIV Testing and HIV test results for those who were tested back on Foam Party weekend.  Call for a private results meeting at camp.  570-752-5655. 
Drawing for free $100 gas card for all participants!

Free Syphilis Testing 

Chili Cook Off and Ranch Party

Sat 2:00PM / Patio

Got a hot recipe for your chili?  Put it to the test against others who think theirs is better!  Be sure to name your chili for the contest!  Judged event.

Country Western Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Cowboy Hogtie Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Motorcycle - Leather Weekend III
Mr. & Ms. Woods Leather Competition

Stay warm in your full leather garb! If you have a bike, bring it to camp and join the Woods Riders motorcycle "last chance" run. Heated pavilion leather party. Mr. & Ms. Woods Leather Competition.

Leather in The Woods Party

Fri 9:30PM / Pavilion

Show off your hot leather gear!

Meet the Contestants Cocktail Party

Fri 10:00PM / Pavilion

See who is competing in the Mr./Ms. Woods Leather Competition.

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 11:00PM / Clubhouse

(featuring Karaoke Roulette)

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Balance Bodyworks 

Free HIV Testing

Sat 10:00AM / Clubhouse Patio

If you're sexually active - you should be tested.  Limited quantity - arrive early!

HIV Testing 

The Woods Riders Motorcycle Run

Sat 10:30AM

Mr./Ms.  Woods Leather Competition Rehearsal

Sat Noon / Patio Tent

All candidates please arrive promptly at noon.

Candidate Event: Mike Brooks

Sat 1:00PM - 3:00PM / Field Pole 2

A beer tasting and Mr.  Woods Leather meet and greet!   It is NOT a fundraiser, but IS a party to SHOWCASE the chairity that Mike will be raising funds for as Mr.  Woods Leather 2009 (even if not elected) and to meet and greet campers in attendance.  Mike will be serving 3 different beers from Hook & Ladder Brewing Co.  as well as light snacks.  He will also be announcing 2 smaller fund raising drives that he'll be organizing to address camp related issues.  Anyone wanting information beforehand can see these sites:
www.hookandladderbeer.com
www.hookandladderfoundation.org
www.crozer.org/CKHS/Left+Nav/Hospitals+and+Facilities/Crozer-Chester+Medical+Center/Burn+Care/

Candidate Event: German Gomez

Sat 4:00PM - 4:30PM / Site 53

Suck It For Charity! 

Description: Contestant Gomez and Crew will be doling out Blow Jobs (shots that is).   If you provide the body, German will provide the shot!  Donations will benifit the leather community at the woods.

Mr. & Ms. Leather Woods Competition

Sat 8:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

BYO chairs

Mr. & Ms. Woods Leather Competition 

Leather in The Woods Party

Sat 9:30PM / Pavilion

Leather/Rubber/Fetish-Ware Required

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Family & Friends Weekend

Enjoy The Woods camping experience with your family members and friends! Minors allowed with parent or legal guardian. No public nudity please. A big turnout is expected! Join the fun!

Clubhouse Karaoke

Fri 8:00PM / Clubhouse

8PM-10PM : Mixed
10PM- : Adult Singing Only

Bonfire

Fri 9:00PM / Bonfire Area

Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Brian K 

Scavenger Hunt

Sat 11:00AM

Meet on the patio

Frank & David's Arts-n-Crafts

Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse

Bingorama

Sat 4:00PM

(benefits the local vol.  fire dept)

Hey Ride

Sat 6:30PM

Bundle up, bring your favorite beverage and come along for a ride through the woods!

Movie: "Are We There Yet?"

Sat 8:00PM / Patio

Nothing is cooler than watching a movie on the big screen!  Bring your popcorn and beverages!

Smores Party

Sat 9:00PM / Bonfire Area

DJ Dance Party!

Sat 9:00PM / Disco

DJ: Brian K 

Family Feud

Sat 10:00PM / Disco

Bears at The Woods IV

It's a Fall Fur Fest! The trees are changing and the colors are incredible! A 4th Bears Weekend has been added due to popular demand!
It's a last chance gathering for Bears, Cubs, Chubs and Admirers!

Bear Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

Clubhouse Beary-oke!

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Burly men singing sweetly

Relaxing Massage

Sat - Sun

Free Syphilis Testing

Sat Noon / Clubhouse Patio

Free syphilis testing and HIV test results for those who were tested back on Country II weekend. 
Free drawing for a $100 gas card for all participants!

Free Syphilis Testing 

Keg Toss

Sat Noon / Bonfire Area

It's just as it sounds - how far can you toss a beer keg?  We haven't decided whether we'll empty it first!  Not responsible if you lose a nut.

Lumberjack Plaid Party & Weenie Roast

Sat 3:00PM / Patio

Hang out with your fellow Bears - free beer if you're wearing plaid & suspenders! 
Note: free beer for everyone else too :)

RV Winterization Class

Sat 6:00PM / Clubhouse

Bear Bash!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Mad Adam 

Bears vs.  Cubs Family Feud

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

Oktoberfest / Bier Garten Party & Slide Show / OktoberFeast Dinner!

The trees colors are at their peak! Celebrate another season of community with your camp family and friends! Home Brewers and Wine Maker Tastings. 2008 Camp Season slide show!

DJ Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: John Bear 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

High Point Foliage Hike

Sat 9:30AM

This will be quite a walk – about 2 miles with hill.  Proper footwear please.  All gravel road.  Meet at the office.

Perm Camper Meeting

Sat 1:00PM / Pavilion

Bring a chair and your thoughts, concerns, suggestions and compliments! 
Attendance restricted to standard and field perms only.

Halloween Activity Volunteer Meeting

Sat 1:30PM / Clubhouse Patio

A planning meeting for any and all volunteers for our Halloween activities on 10/25.  Please bring your ideas!

Relaxing Massage

Sat - Sun / Gazebo

Treat yourself to a wonderful massage!

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Home Brew Tasting

Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse

Are you a home beer, cider or wine maker?  Sample your creations in the clubhouse!

Oktoberfest Bier Garten Party

Sat 2:00PM / Patio

The patio becomes The Woods Hofbräu Haus!

The Woods Cafe closes Sat.  at 5PM

OktoberFeast

Sat 5:00PM / Clubhouse

A Family Style Potluck Dinner at the clubhouse and patio.  Please email the camp to indicate your food item!  Please try to provide your own heat source (Sternos) since the electric will be limited.  Not a cook?  We're also looking for beverages as well as plates, napkins & utensils.

2008 Camp Memory Slideshow

Sat 7:30PM / Clubhouse

This year's slideshow will be a special 5th Anniversary Show!  You'll see scenes from our first 5 years of The Woods Campground!  Pack a cooler - this show is 1.5 hours long!

Skivies Dance Party!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

This may be your last chance this season to strut your stuff in your skivies!  Don't worry about the chill - the fireplace in the clubhouse will be lit!

DJ: John Bear 

Project Run-Gay - Homemade Underwear Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Disco

Design your own leaf undies.  You may become the next designer for 2(x)ist!  Gather leaves, gather 'round and make it work!

Halloween Weekend

Our closing weekend is one of our best! Halloween costume party is a sight to see! Prizes for best costumes! Haunted hayride & psycho path. Pet costume runway competition.

Reverse Trick-or-Treat Night

Fri 8:00PM

Go around to your camping neighbors and bring candy or other treats to them!

Witch-Burning Bonfires

Fri 10:00PM - Sat 10:00PM / Bonfire Area

DJ Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Rebos 

Clubhouse scary-oke

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Halloween Activity Volunteer Meeting

Sat 10:30AM / Patio

If you'd like to volunteer to help with the Hey Ride or Psycho Path, please attend this meeting.  Whether you'd like to play a character or just jump out from behind a tree, we can use you!  Please bring black clothing to camp this weekend.

Relaxing Massage

Sat - Sun / Gazebo

Last chance to treat yourself to a relaxing massage!

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Halloween Activities

Sat 7:00PM

- Add to the fun - wear your costume! 

- Not-So-Haunted Hey-rides

- Psycho Path Eerie Lakeside Walk – Depends undergarments provided at entrance. 

 
* If you'd like to play a character in our Saturday Halloween activities, please attend an organizational meeting at 10:30AM on the patio.  Let us know if you have a character in mind or just want to lend a hand.

Tarot Card Readings

Sat 7:00PM / Clubhouse

Find out what the future holds for you!  Tom Santomartino returns as your Tarot card reader.  Camp fund donation please.

Halloween Costume Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

Costume judging at 11PM
Prizes for Funniest, Most Original, Best Couple/Group and Best of Show!

DJ: Rebos