4th of July Holiday Weekend (Thurs – Sun)
Celebrate your independence at The Woods! You can’t miss our Saturday evening stage production and all our planned events! Naked Car Wash! Hick Party! Annual record breaking Skinny Dip!
Hourly Schedule
- Mon - Wed
- Arrive early - it's Vacation Week!
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- !! Note: For the safety of all guests and pets, absolutely NO fireworks are allowed in the campground.
- Thu 8:30am -
- Morning Naked Hike
- Morning is the best time to walk the Woods trails and the best way to do it is naked! (45 min)
Meet at the 5 points intersection
- Thu 10:00am -
- Free & Confidential HIV & STD Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.
Clubhouse Patio
- Thu 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck
- Thu 10:00pm - 2:00am
- Mash Up Dance Party
- Our DJ will find the prefect mix of two or more popular songs and mash them together for a mix you'll love more than the original songs!
Dance Club w/ DJ Steve Sidewalk
- Fri - Sun
- Relaxing Massage
- You're on vacation - treat yourself to an incredible massage! Jim is available to massage weekend days. Be sure to reserve your time and let the stress fade away! To schedule an appointment, TEXT or call 908-229-0817
Garden Gazebo
- Fri 10:00am -
- Free & Confidential HIV & STD Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult. Clubhouse Patio
- Fri 10:00am - 10:30am
- Stretch and Tone Gym Class
- Join us for The Woods stretching and toning exercise group. Your video instructor will take you through each exercise allowing you to adjust your own tolerance along the way. A yoga mat and rubber exercise bands or tubes are suggested. Sessions last approximately 30 minutes. Dance Club
- Fri 12 noon - 1:30pm
- Naked Car Wash
- We're hosting a private drive through car wash where the cute attendees will not only be topless, but pantless as well! You stay in your vehicle as they use everything they've got to make sure your car is squeeky clean! Good clean naked fun - and great music! $10 donation per vehicle benefits the development of The Woods Diversity Garden. Wanted: Naked car wash attendees. Entry is in the rear.
- Fri 12 noon -
- Queen's Bake Sale
- Come to the patio and enjoy our delicious treats! We'll have baked goods for sale too!!! Proceeds support the Queens Fund.
- Fri 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck
- Fri 2:00pm -
- Volleyball Social Play
- Come by yourself or with friends. Form teams on the court.
Sand Volleyball Courts
- Fri 3:30pm -
- Record Breaking Skinny Dip
- Partake in our July 4th weekend tradition - how many nude swimmers can we get in the Woods pool at one time? Be part of history! Can we beat the 2016 record of 243?
Woods Pool
- Fri 6:00pm -
- July 4th Golf Cart Parade
- Show your spirit! Decorate your cart and proudly participate in this event which will wind through camp!
- Fri 10:00pm - 2:00am
- July 4th Hick Dance Party
- Celebrate 'Merica's Birfday! Wear your best hick or redneck outfits for a night on the (small) town!
Hint: Shop at Walmart or Tractor Supply
Dance Club w/ DJ Rebos
- Sat 10:00am -
- Free & Confidential HIV & STD Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.
Clubhouse Patio
- Sat 12 noon -
- High Noon Naked Hike
- The perfect way to take advantage of a warm summer afternoon!
Gather in front of the massage gazebo.
- Sat 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck
- Sat 2:00pm -
- Volleyball Social Play
- Come by yourself or with friends. Form teams on the court.
Sand Volleyball Courts
- Sat 3:00pm -
- Adult Toy Bingo
- Win awesome "Adult" prizes! (benefits the Camp Party Fund)
7 (or more) games for $25 - The event will last about 1.5 hours!
Clubhouse Patio
- Sat 5:00pm - 5:30pm
- SPLASH: The WET Pool Party!
- Warning: The entire pool deck will be soaked during this event.
This party has one purpose - to splash fellow party participants! Water cannons, guns or whatever you need to fight back (sorry, no fire hoses or water balloons allowed).
Be sure to remove any electronics from the area in advance.
Pool Deck
- Sat 9:00pm -
- The 15th Annual July 4th Camp Show
- Arrive early and bring your chairs.
Camp Stage (side of Clubhouse)
- Sat 11:00pm - 2:00am
- After Show DJ Dance Party
- We convert the performance stage back to our dance club in 20 minutes!
Dance Club w/ DJ Rebos
- Sun -
- Brunch Buffet
- Don’t leave camp without it! Re-charge at the end of your fun weekend with a full stomach from the Woods Sunday Brunch! Menu selections vary each week with plenty of items to please everyone's palate.
Woods Cafe
- Sun 10:00am -
- Free & Confidential HIV & STD Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.
Clubhouse Patio
- Sun 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck
Weather
Partly Cloudy
23 °C
Wind: 3 KPH
Humidity: 1 %
