Christmas in July Weekend
We know your home is the talk of your neighborhood in December. Show your talent and decorate your site for Christmas! Nightmare before Christmas! Christmas Carol Santa Trot! 12 Drags of Christmas Show!
Welcome members of the NE Nudes and NoCover DC groups!
Hourly Schedule
- Fri 10:00pm - 2:00am
- Nightmare Before Christmas Dance Party
- Scary costumes and makeup are encouraged in the club!
Dance Club w/ DJ Sidewalk
- Sat - Sun
- Relaxing Massage
- You're on vacation - treat yourself to an incredible massage! Jim is available to massage weekend days. Be sure to reserve your time and let the stress fade away! To schedule an appointment, TEXT or call 908-229-0817
Garden Gazebo
- Sat 9:00am -
- Volleyball Doubles Tournament
- For details and to sign up your team, please visit our Volleyball page.
Sand Volleyball Courts
- Sat 9:00am - 9:45am
- Yoga with Dan
- Everyone is welcome! All of our bodies and goals are very different, and this class honors whatever level you are at in your yoga practice. Dance Club
- Sat 10:00am - 10:30am
- Stretch & Tone Gym Class
- Join us for The Woods stretching and toning exercise group. Your video instructor will take you through each exercise allowing you to adjust your own tolerance along the way. A yoga mat and rubber exercise bands or tubes are suggested. Sessions last approximately 30 minutes.
Dance Club
- Sat 10:00am -
- Free & Confidential HIV & STD Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by the AIDS Activities Office in Allentown, PA and NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult. Clubhouse Patio
- Sat 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck w/ DJ David Petrilla
- Sat 2:00pm -
- Swimwear & Underwear Fashion Show
- You spent a lot on that suit or undies and others want to know where to pick up a pair for Christmas gifting! We'll describe who you're wearing while you strut your cute self around the pool!
Pool Deck
- Sat 3:30pm -
- Christmas Adult Toy Bingo
- Win awesome "Adult" prizes! (benefits the Camp Party Fund)
7 (or more) games for $25 - The event will last about 1.5 hours!
Clubhouse Patio
- Sat 7:00pm -
- Hung by the Chimney with Care - Bulge Contest
- Who doesn't like a nice bulge? The crowd will judge the BIG winner!
Site 13
- Sat 7:15pm -
- 12 Drags of Christmas Show
- Kick off the Festival of Lights Tour and Santa Trot with 12 of your favorite holiday tunes performed like you've never seen before!
Site 13
- Sat 8:15pm -
- Santa Trot**
- Dress your Santa best as all participants go to pre-determined campsites for some liquid jolliness, but you'll only be served if you participate by singing the assigned Christmas Carol first! The cost to participate in this event is a "new un-wrapped" toy for children in the Philadelphia region infected with or affected by HIV/AIDS. The Woods is joining AIDS FUND because the families affected by the epidemic are not all getting their needs met. Your toy donation will go a long way!
Starts & leaves from Site 13
- Sat 8:30pm -
- Christmas Festival of Lights Tour
- This is a self guided stroll around camp to enjoy the holiday decorations. Watch out for drunk Santa Trotters!
- Sat 9:00pm -
- Festival of Lights Gala**
- Ho Ho Homo! Enjoy some liquid jolliness after you stroll the camp's festival of lights! The holiday cosmo fountain is back plus soft drinks & more! Make site 27 your final destination of the light tour! Donations benefit the camp party fund.
Site 27
- Sat 10:00pm - 2am
- Santa's Coming! Video Dance Party
- He sees you when you're dancing. He knows when you've been drunk!
Dance Club w/ DJ David Petrilla
- Sat 11:00pm -
- Site Decorating Contest Award
- Our judges have toured the sites and voted for their favorite!
Dance Club
- Sat 11:30pm -
- Santa's Twerk Shop Hot Ass Competition
- Only Santa's naughty list should enter this contest. Trophy for the best twerk!
Dance Club
- Sun 9:00am - 1:00pm
- Brunch Buffet
- Don’t leave camp without it! Re-charge at the end of your fun weekend with a full stomach from the Woods Sunday Brunch! Menu selections vary each week with plenty of items to please everyone's palate.
Woods Cafe
- Sun 10:00am -
- Free & Confidential HIV & STD Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.
Clubhouse Patio
- Sun 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck
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- **Events with alcohol
- Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings. You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.
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- Extend your stay - it's Bear Week!
