Christmas in July Weekend
You’re guaranteed to have an elfin’ good time! We know your home is the talk of your neighborhood in December. Show your talent and decorate your site for Christmas! Nightmare before Christmas! Christmas Shot Santa Trot! 12 Drags of Christmas Show!
Welcome members of the NE Nudies Group!
Hourly Schedule
Day 1
- Fri 9:00pm - 1:00am
- Nightmare Before Christmas Dance Party
- Scary costumes and makeup are encouraged in the club!
Dance Club and Lanai w/ The Naked DJ
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- Relaxing Massage
- You're on vacation - treat yourself to an incredible massage! Jim is available to massage weekend days. Be sure to reserve your time and let the stress fade away! To schedule an appointment, TEXT or call 908-229-0817
Garden Gazebo
- Sat 10:00am - Su11:00amn
- Yoga with Dan
- Vinyasa Flow – all levels. Free class - everyone is welcome! Mat provided based on availability.
Dance Club
- Sat 10:00am - 3:00pm
- Free & Confidential HIV & STI Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STI testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBTQ adult.
NOVUS Mobile Unit
- Sat 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck w/ DJ David Petrilla
- Sat 2:00pm -
- Swimwear & Underwear Fashion Show
- You spent a lot on that suit or undies and others want to know where to pick up a pair for Christmas gifting! We'll describe who you're wearing while you strut your cute self around the pool!
Pool Deck
- Sat 3:00pm -
- FACT Bingo
- A fundraiser for FACT Lehigh Valley (fighting aids continuously together). Hosted by the Empress of Bingo Miss Sylvia Silverberg. Play approx 7 games. Cost: $20.00. Cash prizes: $25 for regular bingo and $50 for special games! All games are underwritten by the Silverberg foundation. And a huge adult beverage basket for coverall!!!!!!!
Clubhouse Patio
- Sat 3:00pm -
- Snow Storm Foam Party
- It's snowing foam in July! Enjoy our non-toxic foam tent, but remember... Santa is watching!
Lanai
- Sat 7:00pm -
- Hung by the Chimney with Care - Bulge Contest
- Who doesn't like a nice bulge? The crowd will judge the BIG winner!
Ampitheatre
- Sat 7:15pm -
- 12 Drags of Christmas Show
- Kick off the Festival of Lights Tour and Santa Trot with 12 of your favorite holiday tunes performed like you've never seen before!
Amphitheater
- Sat 8:15pm -
- Santa Trot**
- Dress your Santa best as all participants go to pre-determined campsites for some liquid jolliness, but you'll only be served if you participate by singing the assigned Christmas Carol first! The cost to participate in this event is a "new un-wrapped" toy for children in the Philadelphia region infected with or affected by HIV/AIDS. The Woods is joining AIDS FUND because the families affected by the epidemic are not all getting their needs met. Your toy donation will go a long way!
Starts & leaves from Ampitheatre
- Sat 8:30pm -
- Christmas Festival of Lights Tour
- This is a self guided stroll around camp to enjoy the holiday decorations. Watch out for drunk Santa Trotters!
- Sat 9:00pm -
- Festival of Lights Gala**
- Ho Ho Homo! Enjoy some liquid jolliness after you stroll the camp's festival of lights! The holiday cosmo fountain is back plus soft drinks & more! Make site 27 your final destination of the light tour! Donations benefit the camp party fund.
Site 27
- Sat 9:00pm - 1am
- Santa's Coming! Dance Party
- He sees you when you're dancing. He knows when you're shit faced!
Dance Club and Lanai w/ The Naked DJ
- Sat 11:00pm -
- Site Decorating Contest Award
- Our judges have toured the sites and voted for their favorite!
Dance Club
- Sat 12:00 mid -
- Santa's Twerk Shop Hot Ass Competition
- Only Santa's naughty list should enter this contest. Trophy for the best twerk!
Dance Club
- Sun 8:00am - 1:00pm (or while quantities last)
- Sunday Brunch Buffet
- Don't leave camp without it! Get your fill before you hit the road. Our delicious buffet menu changes constantly and while supplies last. Patrons must follow posted safety and sanitizing protocol.
Café
- Sun 10:00am - 11:00am
- Yoga with Dan
- Yin Yoga. Free class - everyone is welcome! Mat provided based on availability.
Dance Club
- Sun 10:00am - 2:00pm
- Free & Confidential HIV & STI Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STI testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.
NOVUS Mobile Unit
- Sun 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck
- Sun 9:00pm - 12:00 mid
- Bear Week Kickoff Dance Club Party
- The weekend continues for Bear Week at The Woods!
Dance Club with The Naked DJ
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- **Events with alcohol
- Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings. You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.
