Illumination Weekend
Use candles. Use lights. Use your creativity. There’s no way to describe the beauty of The Woods campsites during Illumination. Gay Dating Game! Cutest Dog Pageant! Bingo!
Hourly Schedule
There's no way to describe the beauty of The Woods' Illumination
- Fri 9:00pm - 1:00am
- Blacklight Dance Party
- Keep the beat going with the majestic spinning of DJ Drew Heaven
Dance Club & Lanai
- Sat - Sun
- Relaxing Massage
- You're on vacation - treat yourself to an incredible massage! Jim is available to massage weekend days. Be sure to reserve your time and let the stress fade away! To schedule an appointment, TEXT or call 908-229-0817
Garden Gazebo
- Sat 10:00am - 11:00am
- Yoga with Dan
- Vinyasa Flow – all levels. Free class - everyone is welcome! Mat provided based on availability.
Dance Club
- Sat 10:00am - 3:00pm
- Free & Confidential HIV & STI Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBTQ adult.
NOVUS Mobile Unit
- Sat 12 noon -
- Naked Naturist Hike
- Get back to nature. Explore The Woods trails on this guided hike. Bring decent shoes and nothing else! This hike will last approximately 1 hour.
Meet at the Garden Gazebo
- Sat 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck w/ DJ David Petrilla
- Sat 2:00pm -
- The Gay Dating Game
- Be a contestant in The Woods' Dating Game! Hidden eligible bachelors answer questions to earn a date with Mr. Right Now!
Pool Deck
- Sat 3:00pm -
- FACT Bingo
- A fundraiser for FACT Lehigh Valley (fighting aids continuously together). Hosted by the Empress of Bingo Miss Sylvia Silverberg. Play approx 7 games. Cost: $20.00. Cash prizes: $25 for regular bingo and $50 for special games! All games are underwritten by the Silverberg foundation. And a huge adult beverage basket for coverall!!!!!!!
Clubhouse Patio
- Sat 5:00pm -
- Studio Kitchen Food Tent
- We're inviting a new food vendor to The Woods to give an additional option for dinner. Enjoy “El Hefe” - their take on the Cuban: Roasted mojo pork, smoked ham, lacy Swiss cheese, hefe sauce on ciabatta bread - layered and pressed for a crispy delight. Also, enjoy their “Mexican street korn” - roasted corn and veggies seasoned perfectly for a spectacular side.
In front of Guest Services
Cash and Venmo accepted.
- Sat 6:00pm -
- Cutest Dog Pageant
- The guests at The Woods seem to have the cutest pets on the planet! You think your dog has that runway je n'est ce quoi and grab the votes? $10 entry - ALL entry fees will go to Carbon County Friends of Animals. Trophy will be awarded.
Lanai
- Sat 8:00pm -
- Campground Illumination
- Illuminations is a celebration of light! Organizers encourage displays to reflect this with creativity and originality. Voting will be at WoodsVote.com
Bonfire will be lit at 10:30pm Saturday
Self guided campground tour
- Sat 9:00pm - 1:00am
- Glow Ball
- Twinkle. Shimmer. Shine. Flash. Radiate. Illuminate your Body! And bring those flashy cocktail cups too! Why should the campsites be the only decorations this weekend?
Dance Club & Lanai w/ The Naked DJ
- Sat 11:00pm8:00am -
- Illumination Display Awards Ceremony
- The best displays will be awarded trophies and $100 Woods Gift Card.
Weekender winner will also receive the ability to book Illumination 2022 prior to the online launch
Dance Club
- Sun 8:00am - 1:00pm (or while quantities last)
- Sunday Brunch Buffet
- Don't leave camp without it! Get your fill before you hit the road. Our delicious buffet menu changes constantly and while supplies last. Patrons must follow posted safety and sanitizing protocol.
Café
- Sun 10:00am - 11:00am
- Yoga with Dan
- Yin Yoga. Free class - everyone is welcome! Mat provided based on availability.
Dance Club
- Sun 10:00am - 2:00pm
- Free & Confidential HIV & STI Testing
- HIV (1 minute test) and STI testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS - the Lehigh Valley's first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBTQ adult.
NOVUS Mobile Unit
- Sun 1:00pm - 6:00pm
- Big Gay Pool Party
- Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool! Don't forget your sunscreen!
Pool Deck
- Sun 6:00pm - 8:00pm
- We're not Done! (T-Dance)
- For those just not ready to pack it up for the weekend, the party continues!
Site 28 w/ The Naked DJ
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- **Events with alcohol
- Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings. You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.
