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Illumination Weekend

Use candles. Use lights. Use your creativity. There’s no way to describe the beauty of The Woods campsites during Illumination.   Gay Dating Game!  Cutest Dog Pageant! Bingo!

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Hourly Schedule

Friday

Fri 9:00pm - 1:00am
Blacklight Dance Party
Keep the beat going with the majestic spinning of DJ Drew Heaven
Dance Club & Lanai
Fri 11:00pm
Best Ass Contest
Contest Description

Saturday

12:00pm
Nude Naturist Hike
Get back to nature. Explore The Woods trails on this guided hike. Bring decent shoes and nothing else! This hike will last approximately 1 hour.
Meet at the Garden Gazebo
2:00pm
The Gay Dating Game
Be a contestant in The Woods' Dating Game! Hidden eligible bachelors answer questions to earn a date with Mr. Right Now!
Pool Deck
3:00pm - 5:30pm
FACT Bingo
A fundraiser for FACT Lehigh Valley (fighting aids continuously together). Hosted by the Empress of Bingo Miss Sylvia Silverberg. Play approx 7 games. Cost: $20.00. Cash prizes: $25 for regular bingo and $50 for special games! All games are underwritten by the Silverberg foundation. And a huge adult beverage basket for coverall!!!!!!!
Clubhouse Patio
5:00pm
Studio Kitchen Food Tent
We're inviting a new food vendor to The Woods to give an additional option for dinner. Enjoy “El Hefe” - their take on the Cuban: Roasted mojo pork, smoked ham, lacy Swiss cheese, hefe sauce on ciabatta bread - layered and pressed for a crispy delight. Also, enjoy their “Mexican street korn” - roasted corn and veggies seasoned perfectly for a spectacular side.
In front of Guest Services
Cash and Venmo accepted.
6:00pm
Cutest Dog Pageant
The guests at The Woods seem to have the cutest pets on the planet! You think your dog has that runway je n'est ce quoi and grab the votes? $10 entry - ALL entry fees will go to Carbon County Friends of Animals. Trophy will be awarded.
Lanai
8:00pm
Campground Illumination
Illuminations is a celebration of light! Organizers encourage displays to reflect this with creativity and originality. Voting will be at WoodsVote.com
Bonfire will be lit at 10:30pm Saturday
Self guided campground tour
9:00pm - 1:00am
Glow Ball
Twinkle. Shimmer. Shine. Flash. Radiate. Illuminate your Body! And bring those flashy cocktail cups too! Why should the campsites be the only decorations this weekend?
Dance Club & Lanai w/ The Naked DJ
11:00pm
Illuminations Display Awards Ceremony
The best displays will be awarded trophies and $100 Woods Gift Card.
Weekender winner will also receive the ability to book Illumination 2022 prior to the online launch
Dance Club

Sunday

Date

Aug 26 - 28 2022
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