Illumination Weekend
Use candles. Use lights. Use your creativity. There’s no way to describe the beauty of The Woods campsites during Illumination. Gay Dating Game! Cutest Dog Pageant! Bingo!
Hourly Schedule
Friday
- Fri 9:00pm - 1:00am
- Blacklight Dance Party
- Keep the beat going with the majestic spinning of DJ Drew Heaven
Dance Club & Lanai
- Fri 11:00pm
- Best Ass Contest
- Contest Description
Saturday
- 12:00pm
- Nude Naturist Hike
- Get back to nature. Explore The Woods trails on this guided hike. Bring decent shoes and nothing else! This hike will last approximately 1 hour.
Meet at the Garden Gazebo
- 2:00pm
- The Gay Dating Game
- Be a contestant in The Woods' Dating Game! Hidden eligible bachelors answer questions to earn a date with Mr. Right Now!
Pool Deck
- 3:00pm - 5:30pm
- FACT Bingo
- A fundraiser for FACT Lehigh Valley (fighting aids continuously together). Hosted by the Empress of Bingo Miss Sylvia Silverberg. Play approx 7 games. Cost: $20.00. Cash prizes: $25 for regular bingo and $50 for special games! All games are underwritten by the Silverberg foundation. And a huge adult beverage basket for coverall!!!!!!!
Clubhouse Patio
- 5:00pm
- Studio Kitchen Food Tent
- We're inviting a new food vendor to The Woods to give an additional option for dinner. Enjoy “El Hefe” - their take on the Cuban: Roasted mojo pork, smoked ham, lacy Swiss cheese, hefe sauce on ciabatta bread - layered and pressed for a crispy delight. Also, enjoy their “Mexican street korn” - roasted corn and veggies seasoned perfectly for a spectacular side.
In front of Guest Services
Cash and Venmo accepted.
- 6:00pm
- Cutest Dog Pageant
- The guests at The Woods seem to have the cutest pets on the planet! You think your dog has that runway je n'est ce quoi and grab the votes? $10 entry - ALL entry fees will go to Carbon County Friends of Animals. Trophy will be awarded.
Lanai
- 8:00pm
- Campground Illumination
- Illuminations is a celebration of light! Organizers encourage displays to reflect this with creativity and originality. Voting will be at WoodsVote.com
Bonfire will be lit at 10:30pm Saturday
Self guided campground tour
- 9:00pm - 1:00am
- Glow Ball
- Twinkle. Shimmer. Shine. Flash. Radiate. Illuminate your Body! And bring those flashy cocktail cups too! Why should the campsites be the only decorations this weekend?
Dance Club & Lanai w/ The Naked DJ
- 11:00pm
- Illuminations Display Awards Ceremony
- The best displays will be awarded trophies and $100 Woods Gift Card.
Weekender winner will also receive the ability to book Illumination 2022 prior to the online launch
Dance Club
Sunday
